Leischport moves the region's goods downriver and foreign goods upriver, while Schmitford gathers supplies from further afield for distribution around the region and downriver.Īt least in the towns, a broad mixture of races. Neilsfort east of Mardleton is a border stronghold. Mardleton south of Leischport serves border defenses and agriculture. Karl's Abbey serves religion trade and defense. Tallywood north of Leischport serves both the baronial hunting domain and timber felling. Stiglehold is a stronghold the only significant villages are Talgia and Gaspon, both riverine. A trail also connects the two.Ī number of lesser villages and strongholds, and scattered hunting estates. Two towns: Leischport in the southwest and Schmitford some 16 or so leagues upriver. Sub-tropical: Summer is hot but moderated by sea breezes in the south-west, winter is cold but snowfall is a rarity, except in the north-east mountain range.
In the north-east a mountain range wards the region, but on the south and west, it is open to littoral and more flood-prone plain. The lands around the Alshon are a mixture of savanna and various densities of forest from light woodland to jungle. Leischport in the Alshon seems promising for a hardy sort who doesn't mind doing the kinds of things you trained for.ĭominated by the river Alshon, a slow-moving but stable flow running roughly north to south-west. Your time as a soldier has been lucky compared to many: you still have all your limbs and the diseases you survived have left you fairly immune to most evil vapors. You and several hundred other war-weary soldiers were paid out and left to find your own future on the roads, rivers and seas of the realm. Some of you may be expecting to catch up with comrades, others may simply be seeking adventure. One of your dog-tags says you are honorably discharged. Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.The war against the dragons is over and we won, at least that's what the officers told you as they announced your regiment's disbandment.
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